Liam went to the Dentist today. It seems there is something universally unsettling about the experience of being strapped in a chair while a stranger in masks and gloves examines you w/ sharp foreign objects. He SCREAMED for the duration of his visit in a sad and very disturbing way. Only in the last moments did he gain his composure, become brave and unclinch his teeth that had chomped down on the dentists unsuspecting mirror..
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,My mama noticed funny things I did,Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun I'd poison guppies, and when I was done I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head That's when my mama said
She said, "My boy, I think somedayYou'll find a way To make your natural tendencies pay You'll be a dentist You have a talent for causin' things pain Son, be a dentist People will pay you to be inhumane Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less Son, be a dentist You'll be a success
